If your favorite character is Harry...Joe Biden is the guy for you!

You like the classics, and you miss the good old days. Joe Biden is the perfect man for Harry stans (if by perfect you mean bland and doing the absolute bare minimum, of course).

If you’ve taken a fancy to Hermione...you’ll love Kamala Harris!

This one’s for all you #girlbosses out there. Whether you’re sipping your afternoon tea or jailing minority communities for low-level drug crimes, you and Madame Vice President are sure to hit it off right away.

If you want to snog Ron in a broom closet...you and Barack Obama are meant to be!

The ginger hair! The seated smirk! Ron and Barack are both so adorable you forget that they’re a liiiiittle bit problematic.

If you used to hate being compared to Luna Lovegood but now you embrace it...allow me to introduce you to Andrew Yang!

You’re not like other girls, and that’s okay. Andrew Yang, the only presidential candidate ever to include an anti-circumcision policy in his platform, will love you for all of your quirkiness.

If you’ve ever used “Longbottom” as a verb...Hillary Clinton is your gal!

Let’s be honest: you never liked Neville until Deathly Hallows, and you probably sat out the 2016 election because “Hillary was just as bad”. They both seem pretty great in retrospect though, don’t they? #StillWithHer

If you’re a Severus Snape apologist...you’ll adore defending George W. Bush!

There is NOTHING you love more than a good redemption arc, and George W. Bush has been absolutely slaying the game. Maybe “misunderestimate” will be your “always”.

If you refuse to believe that Dumbledore used children as pawns in his war game...meet Pete Buttigieg!

Technically, these two are both gay. But sometimes we wonder what they’ve really done for the culture.

If you are (correctly) convinced that Remus Lupin is a gay man...Lindsay Graham will scratch that queerbaiting itch!

Technically, these two are both straight. But we haven’t forgotten about #WolfStar - or the “Lady G” incident.

And finally, if you think Draco Malfoy is hot but only in A Very Potter Musical...it’s time to start watching The Rachel Maddow Show!

Okay, fine. Rachel Maddow isn’t a war criminal or a neoliberal. But we had to throw in a little something for the lesbians. ;)